Failblog

A website that started off with generally funny text commentary on various pictures around the internet, usually depicting very embarrassing or obvious errors. Unfortunately the website has devolved to slapping "FAIL" or "WIN" on any and all images it swallows up. Many entries are pictures and videos that are in and of themselves funny but Failblog has decided to point out why the picture or video is so obviously funny and thus reduced most of the hilarity because of their idiotic labeling.

Guy 1: Hey check this out. The weather map is in the shape of a dick!

Guy 2: That would've been funnier had Failblog not pasted the obvious FAIL all over it.

by JimMcGraff October 23, 2010

failbait

An attractive woman that goes to bars for the free drinks only. She has no intention of calling or fucking the guys that buy her drinks.

Don't bother talking to her, that chick never puts out. She's just failbait.

by mkryger June 30, 2006

Asian Fail

When an asian doesn't get an A on an assignment/test/class.

Asian kid #1: Ah crap, I failed.
Asian Kid #2: Fail or Asian fail?
Asian kid #1: B+, Asian fail.

by Gaz3rock May 26, 2009

fail candy

anything that seems to make you fail after wards.

"dude i just ate some fail candy and i keep getting pwnd."

by yourmom6t9s May 15, 2009

failbows

Section of the arms where normally the elbow would be seen but due to the girth of said person fat has overgrown the area making it hard if not impossible to see

I could deal with them having cankles but the failbows were just too much.

by SpermThatWon August 6, 2014

Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).

If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.

by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018

Quantum fail

A fail that, when examined extremely closely, fails in a very different and surprising way to the one expected.

Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.

The contract seemed reasonable, but when I examined the small print I realised it was a QUANTUM FAIL.

by LFDD April 5, 2010