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False Rotary

A false rotary is a rotay table contructed of anti-material, often anti-carbon steel grade -355 ksi. A False Rotary shal be cleaned a cloth made of lint only, and may be used in combination with a False Hang off Bushing, False Slips or a False Spider (dont forget the False Adapter Ring). The False Rotary must not be used in combination with non-False Equipment made of regulare material, as this might cause annihilation and potential HSE-issues.
Yo, grease monkey! Use the False Slips cuz ur using a False Rotary, dumb ass!
by _______ ____ _________________ December 9, 2010
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False Nap Syndrome

A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.

Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.
A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.
by Cenex September 26, 2012
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False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by Yoyoman December 7, 2013
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false word

1. False word is when some people make rumors about you that is not true.
2. False word is also when someone talks shit about you behind your back.

The phrase comes from streets, but now also used by rappers to describe those kinds of people.
- Yo, that guy was trying to false word by saying bullshit about you.
- My homies won't listen to him.
- Nobody will.
by The geniusest December 22, 2015
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Falseitivity

Its a falseitivity that sara thinks she right all the time
by Drummer Boy A10E9E June 14, 2018
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Failenoscopy

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera
I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.
by Momma_1 July 1, 2019
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failed abortion

lol me
by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020
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