Foster fail

Someone who fosters an animal just until it can be adopted but ends up adopting it themselves

"I fostered this cat but fell in love with her and ended up adopting her myself. I'm such a foster fail!"

by tickler0001 September 25, 2020

made of fail

Lacking in coolness. Bad at something. Used as a descriptive term when either seriously or jokingly telling someone that they suck.

Lolcats are made of fail.

That guy stood me up. He's so made of fail.

by Bonnie B. August 20, 2007

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

you fail it

A term that could be used as an insult or to take the piss when someone makes a silly mistake (a bit like 'duh' or similar) or fails something (like a test or challenge).

Originates from a game called 'Blazing Star', where the game over message reads: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough, see you next time, bye-bye"

by T.U.D October 1, 2003

Jimmy Failing

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

by pFritzo July 10, 2014

Raven fail

When someone who's been chatting in a chat room suddenly exits, due to hitting the exit button or similar by accident, and then enters only a few seconds after.

Originates from a time when WhiteRaven, a member at www.tuomas-holopainen.com, suddenly exited the Tuomas-chat on the page, and then entered only seconds later, several times on the same day, someday in December 2010. The term has been used by people in the chat room ever since.

Abbreviation: "Raven"

"Alex did a Raven fail, haha", "Sorry, I did a Raven" :p

by Webbah January 16, 2011

asian fail

Getting a test score below 90%.

With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.

Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).

1:
Girls talking:

girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!

girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!

girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...


2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!

girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...

by zabiiy March 4, 2009