fabio

(Sexual Position)
Pleasuring a partner (preferably female) anally while placing
your hands on opposite ass cheeks in criss-cross fashion

Guy #1:Did you see how Celia was walking today?
Guy #2:Yeah looks like Big Jim introduced her to Mr. Fabio last night!

by cbray January 2, 2009

facebitch

v. To complain about not having enough time in one's life, then spend copious time on one or more social networking websites. (The complaining may occur on or outside of such sites.)

"Emily constantly whines about being disorganized, but she never seems to do anything about it - instead, she's on facebook all the time!"

"Yeah, I'm sick of her facebitching."

by tmon January 1, 2009

facebitch

(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.

Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...

Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...

by lifeofdaparty July 8, 2009

Fabian

An Ownerer of noobs
Can also train them and win noob points
Uber pro ownerer with hardcore micro

That Fabian is good at training noobs!

by noob02 September 28, 2006

Facebitched

Is when someone is demolished in a social respect using the social networking site 'Facebook'.

Ah shit Brenda, you just got FACEBITCHED!

Fuck man, I've just been Facebitched. I hate Facebook.

by safedems June 16, 2009

Fabian

A person who likes vaccums and punching walls. He's the type of person that will give anything in order to get a vaccum. If you find yourself a Fabian be careful he might just take your vaccum and run away. Why he needs them? The world should never know again. ;)

Fabian!? What are yiu doing with that vaccum.
Fabian, why is your arm broken?
You punched a wall? What a Fabian.

by RoadyJackson December 7, 2019

It's a Fabio thing

To describe why a compliment is really sweet, but incredibly weird at the same time.

Fabio: I love your voice.

Kat: ...ok. Why?
Fabio: It's a Fabio thing.

by wolfofthepride August 14, 2010