lifeofdaparty's definitions

facebitch

(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.

Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...

Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...

by lifeofdaparty July 8, 2009