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Fact Metabiases

Second-order biases about facts—how we understand what facts are, how they're established, and how they function. Fact Metabiases include: treating facts as simple when they're complex; assuming facts are independent of theory; believing facts settle value disputes; using "fact" as a conversation-ender; ignoring that facts are always interpreted; treating factual claims as beyond social negotiation. Fact Metabiases turn facts from tools into idols—objects of worship rather than contributions to inquiry.
Fact Metabiases "It's a fact, so discussion over!" That's Fact Metabias—treating facts as endpoints rather than contributions. Facts inform; they don't replace thinking. The metabias is thinking facts speak for themselves when they always need interpretation. Facts are real; metabias is forgetting what facts are for."
by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026
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Fact Wrecked

When you post a fact online and then the online community posts supporting information about how you are completely wrong.
"He posted the dumbest comment on Facebook. He totally got fact wrecked for being so wrong."
by Digger Dagger October 12, 2025
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Fact Hecker

A willingly biased operative who is paid to label actual facts as "disinformation" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.

Alternately, a willingly biased operative who is paid to label disinformation as "factual" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.
The Fact Hecker confirmed that CNN is indeed America's most trusted news source.
by Time Travelling Duck January 7, 2026
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Largely due to the fact that

A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language
Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality
by LargeExtent October 31, 2020
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rhetorical fact

A piece of information, usually not true, that a person cites in order to win an argument.
I don't really know if 1.2% of marriages end in murder, it was just a rhetorical fact to shut bob up.
by thefj February 10, 2014
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Rock Fact

Any statement that sounds like it could be true, but isn't. From Emmy-award-winning mini-series "Over the Garden Wall."
"Oh. I didn't know that. Did you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it becomes a grape? It's a rock fact!"

"Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot 'cause dinosaurs' ears don’t have bones. You don’t remember? That’s cause it’s not true. It’s a rock fact!"
by TheHighwayman September 21, 2016
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Lavde ka fact checker

Someone who runs a puncture shop full time and is a goat zoo keeper in part time. Hobbies include spreading misinformation to discredit truth. Also someone who looks like a cheap 3rd copy of Hero Alom. His boss is a step son of Medusa.
Bhai ye Lavde ka fact checker Hai, is ki ammi ko julab hota h toh, tashrif se ulti ho rahi hai prove Karta hai.
by DushtaMaayavi March 13, 2022
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