The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
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It is the ghetto term for "egg on my/your face"
It is the ghetto term for "egg on my/your face"
Jessica: Hey look Amber there comes your ex Bobby!
*Bobby looks at Amber and walks away*
Jessica: Damm facedirty
Amber: :'(
*Bobby looks at Amber and walks away*
Jessica: Damm facedirty
Amber: :'(
by Babbymoma August 7, 2010
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yea basically them :
that two-faced bitch just talkd shit about me after she was all nice to me.
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yea basically them :
that two-faced bitch just talkd shit about me after she was all nice to me.
by flower child* June 13, 2007
Get the two-faced mug.a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..
by julee yousab March 18, 2011
Get the two-faced mug.An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska that is spreading to other schools in the area!
by Marie Johnston April 1, 2008
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by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008
Get the shit faced mug.Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...
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