Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.

Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.

by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018

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butt floss

aka a g string. or a thong that either a man or woman wears. refferd to as becasue of thin flossy like thing.

She must have some serious butt floss. You cant see any panty lines.

by Manasa May 19, 2006

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kosher floss

a thong worn by a Jewish girl at the beach

she sure looks fine in that kosher floss

by rebelyid March 8, 2005

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Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

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verb

The process of removing the collection of hair (usually long hair) that gathers in one's asscrack while in the shower. The collection occurs from washing/conditioning one's hair. The removal is typically done after soaping and directly before one steps out of the shower.

Heather was in the shower with her boyfriend Tighe for the first time when she noticed some suspicious activity occuring with his hands behind his back.

heather: are you shower flossing???

tighe: (turns red) ...yea...

by Oliver Klouzoff April 7, 2010

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