A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008
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Person A: I'm going to put all my money into dotcoms
Person B: Evolution in action, man
Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action
Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action
Person B: Evolution in action, man
Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action
Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action
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Movement that originated on the East Coast of America.
The "R" in parenthesis combined with the word 'evolution' represents a higher (evolved) awareness of the true nature of the world and the strong desire to fix certain systems that oppose this nature (revolution).
The "R" in parenthesis combined with the word 'evolution' represents a higher (evolved) awareness of the true nature of the world and the strong desire to fix certain systems that oppose this nature (revolution).
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Evidence of micro-evolution can be found in minor change observed over a short period of time in a living thing.
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It has been number one for a while. Closely behind, is Avril Lavigne, with her hit single girlfriend.
It has been number one for a while. Closely behind, is Avril Lavigne, with her hit single girlfriend.
I don't know why Evolution of Dance is the most viewed on Youtube, but I have to say, it's damn entertaining!
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This gameboy features different media, as it uses optical discs and has slightly better 3d graphics than Dreamcast.
This gameboy features different media, as it uses optical discs and has slightly better 3d graphics than Dreamcast.
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They initially started out as fan-service to Genwunner degenerates, since there are more Kanto Mega Evolutions in general, as well as 2 Mega Evolutions each for Charizard and Mewtwo (the two most overrated Pokémon out there), only falling short to Hoenn, but only because Hoenn had remakes during Generation 6.
Mainly people who have no skill use them, and it always get them wins since they're so broken you don't have to put any actual effort into training or using them. Since they've started to dominate online play, it forces everyone else to become a cheap-ass and use them too, to the point of neglecting the Z-moves introduced in Generation 7.
They initially started out as fan-service to Genwunner degenerates, since there are more Kanto Mega Evolutions in general, as well as 2 Mega Evolutions each for Charizard and Mewtwo (the two most overrated Pokémon out there), only falling short to Hoenn, but only because Hoenn had remakes during Generation 6.
Mainly people who have no skill use them, and it always get them wins since they're so broken you don't have to put any actual effort into training or using them. Since they've started to dominate online play, it forces everyone else to become a cheap-ass and use them too, to the point of neglecting the Z-moves introduced in Generation 7.
"Goddammit! I'd be able to beat your weak ass if you'd stop whipping out your filthy fucking Mega Evolutions like you do your dick! You know what? Fuck this, I'm going back to SoulSilver."
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