butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

perfect engrish

Perfect engrish is an improper way of using English in a sentence, in which that the meaning can only be conveyed to the writer, however, to other people, it would appear to be a jumbled up sentence that makes no sense head or tail and conveys an awkward meaning.
An example of prefect engrish: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Perfect Engrish: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Asairo August 28, 2010

Engrish

English butchered, both in spelling and grammar, by someone from east Asia.

Person from east Asian having butchered both by speling and in grammar language of english.

by Charles October 26, 2003

blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.

"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006

Engrish

broken English as if, but not necessarily, spoken from one whose mother tongue is an Asian language

Origin: from commonly-referred-to and mistaken allegations of swappings of "L's" and "R's" in Asian languages

Harry described how he saw a lot of "Engrish" on signs while he was on a recent vacation in Tokyo.

by Steven M. August 21, 2004

engrish

A poorly translated japanese-to-english language.

Light turn on. We go to room. We play game of chess. He kick ball. Ball fly.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

engrave

basically, to cut oneself. engraving is the same thing as cutting, it's just another word for it. one might use it instead of the word "cut" to keep their self-mutilating habits a secret. this word is not too well known but it's gonna be a hit once everyone starts using it.

Yo dude, I feel like engraving right now. (nobody will get it..see?!)

"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"

by mikeneusch July 21, 2008