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Easter Basket 

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"
1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.
Easter Basket by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009

easter bomb 

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank
i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter
easter bomb by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

Easter People

One hell of a great Festival where Christains unite and do amazing things, its a life changer.
I am saved from sin "If the son sets you free you will be free indeed" John Chapter 8 verse 36 (I think)
Easter People by Nate April 10, 2005

Easter Basket 

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.
Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"
Easter Basket by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010

easter basket 

a really big butt on a sweet young thang
"you see the easter basket on that gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl?"
easter basket by Jarred M March 23, 2008

Easter egging 

The fetish of shitting egg sized droplets on people.
Me and my boyfriend Went easter egging last night. It was great.
Easter egging by Fuckmylife April 5, 2015