mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically

man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

by godking superdum November 9, 2009

Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

by kl2895 January 10, 2011

Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

generative elections

“Now they have this augmentation via generative AI, which can make the fake stuff more believable, easier to generate, faster.” AI is coming for our elections. 2024 is going to be the cycle of deep fakes, AI speeches, and "election fraud" being yelled from the losing side.

In 2024 the generative elections were spoofed by LLMs simply making sh*t up.

by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

the tallahassee erection

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.

coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..

by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011

Erlection

An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.

1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN

2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*

by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008

erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.

Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"

by Crazasta October 11, 2007