gender envy

desire to be perceived by other people in a way that you perceive the object of your gender envy

I feel gender envy towards kaworu from neon genesis evangelion. I want people to see me as I see him

by g8keep.com July 6, 2021

Cloud Envy

Seeing clouds of all shapes and sizes and sinking into a trance-like state of happy jealousy

Those clouds near the sunset last night gave me some serious cloud envy!

by enviousofclouds July 9, 2011

Brow Envy

A feeling of envy regarding someone else's eyebrows.

Can be an envy of the shape or size of their brows or of the ability, for example, to raise one eyebrow.
Abbreviated to "Brenvy".

Annie saw Hannah raise an eyebrow and thought it looked cool. "Wow, I have really bad brow envy" she said to herself.

by Yazoo 33 January 7, 2010

Chair Envy

A mental state where one covets the chair another is sitting in.

I had a hard time enjoying the concert. I was preoccupied with a bad case of chair envy. It seemed like everyone around me had chairs that looked like they were meant for human beings. That is the last time I buy a lawn chair from Walmart

by Flingwings August 3, 2007

class envy

An individual, or group, who hates others solely because the people they hate have more than themselves. Usually practiced by individuals who have not taken personal responsibility for their own life style and status.

President Obama has found that he can count on the support of Americans who practice in class envy by promising to make rich people pay their fair share.

by US66 February 19, 2012

dish envy

Sudden, intense hatred derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish, that you think is yours, being delivered to a nearby table; and realizing you still have to wait.

Hank was eagerly aniticpating his scallops when the waiter brought a dish of scallops to the man at the table next to him. Having thought that was his dish, Hank began to feel the anguish of dish envy.

by fatty richard September 10, 2009

Jeep Envy

The undeniable feeling of envy people who drive other SUV's feel for people who drive Jeeps. The most commonly envied Jeep being the Wrangler, but its known that all Jeeps convey at least a little bit of envy from drivers of lesser SUV's.

People suffering from this envy will most likely roll around town in his or her Chevy Blazer or Toyota Rav4, and talk shit about Jeep's to everyone they know and talk about how there piece of shit can do a lot better off-road when it really can't. They most likely bought their current SUV trying to act young, and be "cool" again, but since they didn't buy a Jeep they just have to act like they don't want one.

The cure for this is to of course, buy a Jeep.

Guy 1: "That Jeep Tj is such a piece of shit, my Toyota Rav4 is better then it any day."
Guy 2: "Really? How? Bet you can't take the doors and top off of that Rav4, or go off-roading in it can you?"
Guy 1: "I could go off-roading in my Rav4, anyways your Jeep doesn't get over 20mpg on the highway, and its loud, and it rides rough, which means it sucks."
Guy 2: "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand."
Guy 1:(Jeep Envy growing stronger) "Yeah, thats what everyone who drives one says so people think they like them."
Guy 2: "Well I can see you got Jeep Envy so I'm just gonna leave, I have better things to be doing, then arguing with you. Go buy a Jeep, you'll feel better and won't seem so pissed off at the world. Peace Out."

by realtough December 19, 2010