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Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.
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Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
by sLuGo September 30, 2005
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Dysfunctional relationship

A relationship in one or more people recognizes there is a problem yet simultaneously are in denial at it. This is more common occurrence in heterosexual relationship with a kid/s involved. Sometimes the chick is not yet prego in these relationship.

Why this happen because peeps don't like them self , they afriad they are not wanted , they want to look good and whole bunch of other things. If kids involved , then there is fear of a broken family or they be a bad parent.

A Whole bunch of stuff involved in these relationships. People can be nice and those nice things can be screwed up. Dysfunctional is not just yelling and hitting. It comes to you when someone is nice to you to get what they want .It comes off looking like normal things.

Sadly divorce or breaks up help show the problems sometimes.
GUY : Bro I just realized I have a Dysfunctional relationship .
by Justanother definition September 7, 2025
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
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Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.
"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"
by BigethBoi September 1, 2020
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erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex
bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look
by sloppymashies July 19, 2020
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