Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024
A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 11, 2020
John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.
by Enclave General May 05, 2015
when person cannot control their impulses due to a multiple sexual personality dysfunction
or a sexual identity predicament
or a sexual identity predicament
by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019
Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
by sLuGo September 29, 2005
Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.
Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.
by Whatthehellisbread March 03, 2023