Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”

by randominternetloser June 7, 2020

Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.

Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!

by Dinodude90 October 4, 2022

Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

Dumber Than Snape

One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.

Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.

by The Goddamn Batcolin January 4, 2012

Dumbgreement

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.

Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

dumbledork

a person with wrinkles and an enormous nose. they like chemistry, but are failing PE.

You dumbledork!

by poniterd February 19, 2009

Dumbledore Dick

A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.

Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.

by TheElderOne October 17, 2011