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New York School Bus Driver Drunk

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010
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drives stick

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.
my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.
by McInnes November 18, 2005
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And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
by FIRC August 11, 2014
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Pulsating pile driver

He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.
by Buck naked May 29, 2017
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Forced Diversity

1: When an already established IP is purposely distorted to appease certain groups of people in the name of inclusion and diversity while disregarding the original properties lore.

2: When a character's Race, Sex, Sexuality, or identity is changed from the already established IP.

3: Forced diversity is usually solely applied to popular IP to insert groups that weren't a part of the medium ( this is often done poorly) Usually, the lore and story are put secondary behind the diversity and inclusion agenda.
Disney's upcoming little mermaid film will feature a race swap, Ariel despite her being a redhead caucasian for decades. forced diversity plagues American media making it unbearably to watch.
by Samuel v Adams August 27, 2022
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granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.
I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
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ghost driver

see: Geister Fahrer. An individual who drives going the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver, but can also be a suicide attempt, thrill seeker, or horrendus driver error.
My travel agent gave me this cautionary lecture on ghost drivers in europe. Does that really happen?
by gooberliberation March 22, 2006
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