douche bag drinker

One who has a douche bag as a beverage.

Man Jeff is so full of it what a douche bag drinker.

by blackg31 January 19, 2015

Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.

For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

smirnoff ice drinker

a girl

so i offered HER a drink

by Anonymous October 2, 2002

Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.

Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.

by Wellhank December 6, 2012

the Newburgh Febreze drinker

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A local cryptid from Newburgh, IN that sneaks into houses and drinks the homeowner's Febreze cans

Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."

by d0ugd1mmad0m3 October 5, 2020

Shandy + Ice Drinker

Soft, weak males, often of Mexican descent, who are unable to handle a proper pint. Other character traits include, excess sweating, general nervousness and very poor chat.

Shandy + Ice Drinkers: Guys who think it is acceptable to step away from a proper pint (to help them last longer…).

by SweatyTA June 17, 2009

Cat Piss Drinker

An individual who enjoys only the finest of feline fluids. Someone who is just a heavily troubled individual with deep seeded problems.

Koko is such a Cat Piss Drinker, always throwing away his pay check on e-girls. I hope he can get it together and get out of his mother’s basement.

by The Actual Worst April 27, 2021