Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
by Monkey's Dad April 03, 2020
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Broken Record Drinker

Drinking to break drinking records previously set by yourself. Drinking over and over again while drinking. Repeating everything you say over and over again, while drinking.
Dude, you're drinking like a fish. You've filled your cup over a dozen times in the past hour. You keep asking me if I saw the new South Park. You're a fucking Broken Record Drinker.
by Smowk October 23, 2010
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smirnoff ice drinker

so i offered HER a drink
by Anonymous October 03, 2002
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Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.
Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.
by Wellhank December 02, 2012
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the Newburgh Febreze drinker

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A local cryptid from Newburgh, IN that sneaks into houses and drinks the homeowner's Febreze cans
Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."
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Bleach Drinker 2020

A new campaign slogan supporting Donald Trump's re-election efforts in 2020.
Available now - buy campaign signs, hats, and other accessories with the slogan "Bleach Drinker 2020".

Show your support for the President!
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Cat Piss Drinker

An individual who enjoys only the finest of feline fluids. Someone who is just a heavily troubled individual with deep seeded problems.
Koko is such a Cat Piss Drinker, always throwing away his pay check on e-girls. I hope he can get it together and get out of his mother’s basement.
by The Actual Worst April 27, 2021
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