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dork

Someone who is stupid and has no friends. Often confused with nerd and geek, a dork is someone who is not only stupid but is very lonely and friendless.

Don't be mean to dorks
Poor Stefan, that guy is a dork, we should be his friends
by trangset November 9, 2012
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dork

anyone alienated from society for being an individual,i.e., derrogatory term used to describe someone or anyone who uses the term " i.e, "
I am a dork, i.e., not afraid to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Plus I'm 6'2" 225 and can kick your ass!
by Christian June 25, 2003
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dorks

really cool...strange...different people not to be confused with 'nerds' 'geeks' or 'geniouses'
2 am kayla tripped up stairs c/ she was drunk

what a dork
by Anonymous May 3, 2003
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dork

A dork is a person who farts in the bathtub and watches the bubbles come up.
by Uncle Andrew March 24, 2005
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dork

A person who has odd interests
by gabbiel April 13, 2008
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dork

Someone who tries to write a serious definition on Urban Dictionary.
"2. wiccan link send redefine 20 up, 4 down
A follower of the neo-pagan religion wicca. Wiccans are polytheistic nature worshippers. They worship a 'moon' goddess and horned god. They observe 8 sabbats, Samhain, Yule, Imbolc, Ostara, Midsummer, Beltane, Mabon and Lammas. They are based off of seasonal changes and harvests which also repersent changes in their god and goddess.

Wiccans are not evil, and generally do not do 'bad' magic, they follow the rule of three (Belief that what ever you do comes back to you three times as bad or good depending on what it was you did).

In some respects Wicca is a old religion, as it is the revival of religions that perished when Christianity was spread like a plague through out europe, but wicca as we know it now didn't show up until the nineteen-hundreds.
Wiccans are followers of Wicca."

"Ohohoh, what a dork."
by Al Qahhaar July 28, 2008
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dork

1) An overly obsessive nature that causes social ineptitude i.e.: Star wars Dork, Car Dork, Computer Dork; 2) Someone who has there own unique sense of humor, fashion, and social awareness; 3) A way to insult cool people; 4) The male whale reproductive organ.
1) That E3 convention is for game dorks. 2) This orange haired girl who never stops laughing at baby fetuses is a complete dork. 3) (So and so socialite, famous person works too), you dork. 4) That whale's dork needs its own zip code.
by Gun Dork June 5, 2005
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