Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina

I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.

by Power Soaker November 3, 2021

Snowy Doorknob

I shit on my dick

I SHIT ON MY DICK SNOWY DOORKNOB STYLE

by Cocklynne January 31, 2012

Roebuck doorknob

a girl who lives in roebuck and opens her legs for anyone

"Omg that stacy girl is a roebuck doorknob"

"Ive heard shes a doorknob

by the biggest whore house around January 15, 2018

Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum

Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"

by jjoohhnnyypp July 22, 2017

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by September 18, 2020