Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

by anonymous September 18, 2020

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.

Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"

by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca March 12, 2011

Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021

doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.

Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????

by I'llprobabblybarelyusethisacc May 16, 2021

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

Charismatic doorknob

When you’re fondling a man’s balls twist them.

Man Nikki really knows her charismatic doorknobs.

by PurpleMarlin52 May 24, 2018