Duffus

A long, thick, uncircumcised penis; The best sex any member of the female species could hope for.

That guy had quite the duffus!

I had some duffus last night..... it was phenomenal!

by imsothug May 22, 2011

dorfus

A dorfus is any human who displays traits of any of the following classifications: nerd, dork, geek, digerati, technorati, hacker, uber geek, etc. Many believe that the dorfi (pl. dorfus) are the next stage of human evolution, the arrival of which has been hastened by our societies ever growing dependence upon the technologies which are understood by this elite group, but which somehow escapes the lower technical understanding of the average homosapien. In fact, much as the homosapien's ability to utilize and invent basic tools placed them above the neanderthal, so does the dorfi's understanding and adaptability to modern technological advances place them above the average homosapien in the modern Information Age.

Our computer guy at work is a total dorfi.

by Bonk February 2, 2005

Doffo

An extremly cool person who is considerd the king of a small group of people.

Mark, ben, ann, sue and will are hanging out alot, i think Mark is Doffo of the group

by Yeay April 3, 2005

Doofus

From the french deux fois - meaning two times. A person who is a doofus can't get something right the first time.

John was a bit of a doofus because he failed the exam and will have to sit for a second time.

by ChrisThom March 7, 2010

Doofus

Other definitions of "doofus" lack the depth and degree of the term. A "doofus" is someone whose face jiggles like Richard Nixon when he falsely claims, "I am not a crook." Nixon was a darkside doofus. On the other hand Terrell Owens is a lightweight doofus. Not only does he rattle on like a moron, but his classic "face hanging out in front of his skull" is classic proof of Doofusism. George Bush would be a doofus if he wasn't such a Republican Peckerwood. The state of Republican Peckerwood inevitably leaves its host a drooling idiot. Look at Dick Cheney, for a strong example of lame-ass, senile yet psychotic Doofusism. In his last V.P. debate he starred in the role lame-ass doofus by laying across the podium like a too-pregnant wart-hog.

President Obama is something of a doofus, himself. He's a heroic doofus. He proves a doofus can be very intelligent and still be a doofus. He can outsmart the bad guys, save the planet and due to his glowing smile and Martian ears still be a "a face hanging out in front of his skull," doofus.

by the pro from dover July 29, 2010

Diffused Downstem

A glass downstem with drilled or laser-cut holes at the bottom in order to increase bubbling to further cool the smoke. Used in a bong.

John: I got an ash-catch for my bong, and a new downstem.
Bill: Is it a diffused downstem?
John: Of course, you think I'm crazed?

by BlazerMan December 3, 2007

doffe

It describes a socially akward person who sadly enough happens to be "retarded", as friends call him. This word is a thing we came up with and joke around with.

"Lol, you look like you being doffe right now! Jk"

by GoodForHelping December 16, 2016