petri dish

The vagina of a girl prone to infections, itches, bacteria, etc.

Yo G, Deb is hot and all but man she's got a petri dish on her ~ she keeps getting crabs!

by Link Hoggthrob April 1, 2004

Doing the Dishes

Another word for jocking or beign sprung off of someone, Basically means that you like the person so much that they have you doing anything they want you to do. Almost in a check mode way.

Fool, by the way you spoil her like that, it looks like she has you doing the dishes homie.

by izziie123 October 18, 2008

washing the dishes

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.

He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes

by Cymru am byth January 24, 2008

broken dishes

When a young woman is no longer a virgin.

Bad news bro, that girl you plan to marry already has broken dishes.

by bagohdonuts November 21, 2010

Dish Washing

That act of a female performing oral sex on a male for money.

Jim: Where did Jessica get all that money?
Tom: I heard she has been dish washing Steve and Eric.
Jim: Really? How much does she charge?

by Teddy V January 7, 2008

dish nazi

a person who always must hold the remote control and is constantly flipping on the user guide to see what is on next.

"Stop flipping the channels you goddamn dish nazi".

by PhlebotomyGirl March 12, 2006

Wash The Dishes

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009