dinosaur sex

Having sex so loud that it sounds like dinosaurs screeching while giving birth.

"Did you hear Mitch having dinosaur sex in the room next door? I couldn't sleep all night!"

by mmdestroyer May 8, 2018

Blue Dinosaur

The name given to the sexual position invented by Vamprii and Vampriies

Required is a man with blue balls, and a female gymnast.

The man stands behind the female gymnast, bending her over as far as she can go as to make the ridges on her spine look like a stegosaurus's back. As the man penetrates the female gymnast from behind, she bends over so much that she sucks on the mans balls.

Dude, i met this Russian gymnast last night... She was so flexible we did the Blue Dinosaur.

by Vamprii October 29, 2009

Dinosaur

An old man who preys on young girls; the male equivalent of a 'cougar'.

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
An O-L-D M-A-N you're just an old man
Hittin' on me, what?
You need a cat scan

by KissNTell January 15, 2010

dinkstinker

One who goes around stinking up peoples dinks, usually with anal sex

John is such a man-slut... a real dinkstinker

by Adam Erickson May 22, 2007

clap dinosaur

Adj or noun
1. A clap dinosaur is an ugly ass person, almost dinosaur like in appearance.

2. Most commonly found in geological formations dating to the very end of the CretaceousPeriod, about 68–66 million years ago, in Western North America, making it among the last of the non-avian dinosaurs.

wagwan with that ting over there? She a clap dinosaur

Did you watch Jurassic World? You look like that Clap Dinosaur ahlie?

by SmallPOT December 10, 2018

Dinosmoke

A Dinosmoke is Dino Martin's brand of choice, a Kent cigarette.

Our pallie wanting to emulate his idol Dino Martin changed his brand of cigarettes to a Dinosmoke, that is Kent cigarettes.

by kentsmokerguy July 5, 2006

DUMB DINOSAUR

Someone who has no clue of their surroundings and has no common sense. They also tend to not give back change and can be found at Tweeter slinging bullshit information.

Hey where is the rest of my change, I gave you $20 and I know it didn't cost that much, Dumb dinosaur.

by peter fitz August 31, 2006