the queer dilemma

When someone is so attractive that you don't know whether you want to be them or be on them--a common experience among queer people.

Tegan: Have you seen the person in our gender studies class with the incredible hair and floral doc martens? I can't tell if I want to emulate their style or make out with them.
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...

by Quemma May 18, 2014

dilemma

When your Mother-in-Law is driving your brand new Mercedes off a cliff.

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

by SirWeathers December 29, 2016

chinamans dilemma

The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.

I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.

by Tomcatbernz September 12, 2013

bishops dilemma

It's a reference to a prince albert piercing as a bishop is also the tip of a penis and a needle going through it would be quite the dilemma

why the hell would anyone ever get a prince albert, its really just gonna end up being your bishops dilemma

by DRock March 21, 2007

Balmy Dilemma

A word thats very fun to say. Eventually it loses its meaning after a few rounds.

Jennifer: Man, it sure is balmy out today
Megan: Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma!
Megan: Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Shit, what were we saying again?
Megan: LOFUCKINL

by Meganxx December 22, 2008

Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

by Andy K September 15, 2006

dilex

a massive black man who often lectures youngsters about being gangster

Mom: what are you doing tonight?

Son: im gonna hang with my homeboy Dilex

Mom: dont hang out with black people

Son: im gonna suck his dick

by jaseisgangster May 22, 2010