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Dickshake

Dammit gus you spilt your dickshake all over my buns
by Shrek Shack July 9, 2024
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resting dickface

A resting place for a dick. Usually a male co worker who is confused about his sexuality
Hey bill wanna rest your dick on my face. Thanks Jeremy it needs a rest after carrying your ass at work all week.

Jeremy has resting dickface
by Bauder June 28, 2019
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Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.
Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.
by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019
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Danny Dickface

Morning quaff consisting of Bailey's Irish Cream, Kalhua and coffee.
I would like a Bailey's, kalhua and coffee please.

Oh, you mean a Danny Dickface, coming right up!
by Danny Dickface December 24, 2021
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A dickface-fuckwad

Your average pickme girl just emo. Basicly the average dude names alex.
your such A dickface-fuckwad you keep lying to the teacher!
by Your average fick dace March 8, 2022
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Nobby dickface

When calling someone "nob" or "dick" isn't enough of an insult, besides calling someone a nobby dickface is so much more imaginative.
Hey Barry, why didn't you get the sausages out of the freezer? Now we don't have anything for devonte to eat... You're such a nobby dickface
by Nej66 March 10, 2022
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Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.
I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.
by jammyshallots June 8, 2023
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