Dicksniff

Dicksniff is a person (male, or female) who lightly sniffs the head of a dick after anal.

Jack Miyaph: Brozack, that anal was choice! You sure your mom won't know we fucked in her bed?
Ben Dover: Yeah Dudesack, she can't hear anything over my stepdad fucking her sideways on the couch.
Jack Miyaph: Let me smell your dick to make sure it doesn't smell like my asshole.
Ben Dover: No ripass, stop being a dicksniff.

by coylord420 November 15, 2020

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

by Michael McFly January 26, 2016

Dickon

DICK clue is in the name DICKon
Self centered and arrogant ! thinks very highly of himself ( i am the best porn star/rider/god/dude) in town.
would rather finger his horse all day than make friends with some actaul people !

blaa blaa blaa i have a 12" penis like my horse
i am the best "rider" in town
i love the taste of my own cock and cream !
would you to turn my Dickon ? (even though i am that much of a horny tard i am always hard)
how do u like that for size?

by dickydickkkycumdrop January 2, 2011

Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

dickbone

on a female the bone where a penis would be located.

OUCH! I just got kicked in the dickbone.

by Carly K August 20, 2006

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

Dickhonch

the dicking of a honch. normally known as dicking. typically used as a sweaty honch using your dick. only a man can perform dick honches all day. a female can receive a dick honch in a fashion known only as an open source of entertainment.

Justin Marchak just dickhonched Chris Cotter back to the third dimension. dickhonch

by Padawon, Tomg July 29, 2012