Dextering

When a girl at your school that gets around starts flirting with you

There’s this girl at my school that’s dextering me

by Upsyndicate March 12, 2025

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The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

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Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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dexter 😈

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“John.”
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by maowzart January 2, 2023

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Dexter Style

When you suffocate a person with a zip-tie and then wrap them naked in plastic to dismember them with a saw and throw their dismembered body in garbage bags in a lake because they committed a heinous crime.

John: hey did you hear that guy over there abused his wife and daughter!?

Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style

by GaySexLord69 June 6, 2024

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