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dead detective

That means a war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective.
We need to take revenge to the dead detective. It was one of ours.
by gang officer January 26, 2020
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Detective Fierce

How's it going, Detective Fierce?

Slay me at the slaytion which a transvestigation, Detective Fierce!
by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
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fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
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.Detective Rosa Diaz Is The Daughter Of Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstorm, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak.
.Detective Rosa Diaz Is The Daughter Of Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstorm, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Detective Mode

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"

Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 10, 2010
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lie detective

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills
by sweettitty June 8, 2018
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