desk booty

when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.

... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!

I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.

The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!

Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out

by Coop Keeper November 16, 2013

Bitch Desk

The Bitch desk is that one desk in a classroom that is too small e.g, for bitches only.

Damn it, I got into class late, I got the Bitch Desk

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015

desk rat

Someone who always works at their desk/is chained to their desk.

Look at Bob over there, he's such a desk rat he'll never come have lunch with us.

by Wizardlizard3 May 19, 2017

Desk Void

The name given to a school desk when one stares intensely into it while lost in thought.

"Look at Jeffrey, he's staring into the desk void."

by IDCC May 19, 2017

desk whore

A woman or man that sits under his or her boss's desk giving him head to keep a job.

damn stephine is such a desk whore she only has this job because she gives boss head.

by Smity61 January 22, 2017

desk crocodile

A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.

How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”

by Tristansdumbass June 10, 2020

throw desk

To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.

David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."

Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."

by diizy July 4, 2020