Desk Drums

When one play bangs on their desk when at school or work with pencils in order to imitate playing the drums.

Jim: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Jim: Stop playing desk drums, you suck and it is annoying.

Tom: Hey, did you hear David playing desk drums in english today? He was tearing it up!

by Cha0 June 19, 2012

desk whore

A woman or man that sits under his or her boss's desk giving him head to keep a job.

damn stephine is such a desk whore she only has this job because she gives boss head.

by Smity61 January 22, 2017

Desk Hermit

Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.

Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!

by HappyDays2126 November 25, 2010

desk belly

The resultant expansion around one's middle when working behind a desk for a living, not exercising enough and eating too many biscuits.

James was super-fit when he started with the accounts department, but now he looks more like 'an egg on legs' with that desk belly he's developed.

by Zoomesy May 8, 2014

desk joor

A common misspelling of "desk drawer", often very made by idiots.

"I put it in the desk joor"

by vomitanime July 4, 2021

throw desk

To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.

David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."

Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."

by diizy July 4, 2020

Desk Void

The name given to a school desk when one stares intensely into it while lost in thought.

"Look at Jeffrey, he's staring into the desk void."

by IDCC May 19, 2017