Desk-pop 

Having a boner under a desk.

She passed by, then I had a desk-pop.

Desk-pop by Zehrung September 2, 2016

Desk Job 

Any sexual act involving or including a desk. In a desk job, the desk is more than likely to be in the dominant position. One common occurrence during desk jobs is having orgies whereas each table leg serves as a cock. Fun for 4!

P1: I'm having a desk job, wanna join?

P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!

Desk Job by KhalifJ6181995 May 24, 2016

Desk pop 

Having a boner under a desk

As soon as she walked by I had a desk pop.

Desk pop by Zehrung September 2, 2016

Desk Pop 

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.

Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.

Desk Pop by dp4vp May 28, 2018

Desk Deuce 

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

Desk Deuce by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

Desk hemorrhoid 

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

Desk hemorrhoid by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

Desk Sitter 

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.

If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."

Desk Sitter by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011