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decanter

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.
Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.
by Angelus January 27, 2005
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The mystical study of a person who is against a person who has an irrational fear of a person who believes in ten gods that are green.
Do you mystically study people who are against people who have an irrational fear of a person who believes in ten gods that are green? You must be anti decatheogreenlyismphobiaologyistical.
by Seppi January 15, 2008
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human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
by Nurse K February 10, 2008
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