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Darwin Award

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.
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darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean
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Reverse Darwinism

The process of allowing those who would have naturally selected themselves out of existence the ability to survive through intervention that runs counter to natural selection.
If not for medical professionals, those climate activists who glued their hands to the road would have won the 2023 Darwin Awards. That's reverse Darwinism at work.
by SirKingArthur July 15, 2023
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Darwin

Darwin is a girl that is amazing and beautiful. Darwin can be very insecure and shy but when you get to know her she is the sweetest, funniest most caring girl you could find.
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Darwin-oH chill
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Darwin Rivera

a spoiled gay boy with glasses who tries to rape his crush taylor everyday
by president of the wrld June 8, 2019
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Darwin

Look a Darwin to me is a sweet guy.The funny guy,Actually the most perfect guy, he plays a sport or two.Are mid height,And lord ha beautiful eyes.A Darwin to me is the most perfect guy.Funny,sweet,a gentleman,everything.He might be a little ugly,but that’s the best part.Even tho he got a big nose,he’s still an attractive young man,girls usually throw themselves at him,but he doesn’t want any of them,he only wants that one girl.
Persona 1-“Ay uhm yk Darwin?”
Persona 2-“Darwin??!? Hell yeah
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Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017
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