Dale's Day

1) Start off the day by finishing off uni
2) Come home and work on your car
3) Watch Miami Vice with a Hot Blonde
4) Complete Life on Expert

Dale's Day can only be achieved by a chosen few~

by Ark35 December 8, 2010

Dale Earnhardt

Every time I watched him drive he was starting some crap with someone. he was a true pain in everyones ass, And every one is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Dick Orda May 13, 2005

Dale Earnhardt

The greatest NASCAR driver ever to burn rubber on the track. He is the redneck messiah, our lord and savior, YEE YEE. Rest In Peace Dale, we love you

“NASCAR isn’t the same without Dale Earnhardt ”
“Praise Dale”
“He’s the goat of NASCAR

by Praise Dale September 5, 2019

dale earnhardt

Senior did not die in a bloody wreck, the interior of the car was not badly damaged, and the restraint did not kill him. Also, Sterling Marlin caused the wreck. Watch a tape of it, Sterling Marlin (#40) tapped the left rear quarterpanel of Dale, sending the car swerving down onto the apron. Dale overcorrected and spun, going straight towards the wall. Ken Schrader (#36) hit the side of Dale's car full force. The seatbelt did not kill him, as according to conspiracy enthusiasts everywhere. What killed him was him not wearing a HANS device, a neck restraint. When Dale hit the wall, his unsupported neck caused massive head injuries killing him on impact. I have this image burned into my brain of Kenny Schrader walking over to the 3 car resting in the grass. Kenny undid the net, and leaned into the car, then slowly backed away. The interior was intact, as the crash WAS NOT THAT BAD OF A CRASH. NOTHING would have caused a bloodbath inside the car. What made the crash so interesting was just that, it did not look bad at all.

Whenever i close my eyes i hear Darryl Waltrip: "Whoa trouble in turn 4, its Dale. He's ok though, right? Yeah, he's ok." RIP Dale Earnhardt.

by Corbyn April 17, 2006

Dale Dailey

A guy who is usually a tool, drives a silly girly car such as an HHR, and also enjoys older women. They also enjoy dudes in their mouth and or inside of them.

Wow, Dale Dailey really likes those dudes in his mouth.

by Michael Sharpton February 18, 2009

Dale Squires

Somebody who takes the credit.

Someone who steals the spotlight for someone else's work.

"He took all the credit for our short film. What a Dale Squires!"

Friend: You know I directed that movie. Beck wrote it and Andre did all the music and editing. What did you do?

Dale Squires: I took the credit.

Friend: Well, that's mean. You should at least share the credit with us.

Dale Squires: Man, you really don't get Hollywood, do you?

Friend: What a Dale Squires!

Phrases that represent a dale squires:

That's showbiz!

That's Hollywood!

by Abigail Nada May 15, 2023

Wayne Dale

the effect of sex without actual intercourse. basically, a Wayne Dale is oral sex with a guy. head.

guy- "i want some now."
girl- "i wanna stay a virgin tho!"
guy- "alright, there are different ways of showing love."
girl- "how?"
guy- "give me a wayne dale, baby!"

girl- "oral sex?"

guy- "yes ma'am!"

by baby face (: October 28, 2010