dyspareunia 

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

dyspareunia by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014

dyslexic speedreaders 

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.

dyslexic speedreaders by Karaudio October 8, 2007

Dysfuntional Steamroller 

It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.

Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"

Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"

Brad: "Did what?"

Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."

Brad: "Did you pollute too?"

Ben: "Yep"

Brad: "Up top ben"

(High five slap)

Dysfuntional Steamroller by Maczofri January 21, 2011

Dyson Sweep 

A dance move derived from the hand drying action of a Dyson Airblade.

Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.

However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).

The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.

The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.

*During the start of 'No Problem' - Chase & Status*

Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"

!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"

Dyson Sweep by Grand Master Skank March 14, 2011

dyspunctual 

not punctual, chronically late, inconsiderate of others time

Jodi" where is he?, he is never here when he says he will be, that is one of the things that I can't tolerate."

Dean " I know its a long drive, but that fool is one dyspunctual guy"

dyspunctual by Matt-NM April 4, 2011

Dysentery 

From the greek "dys," meaning sick, and "entera," meaning stomach.

This is the ancient way of saying belly hurty

Bruh 1: bruh
Bruh 2: yuh bruh?
Bruh 1: belly hurty bruh
Bruh 2: you mean dysentery you uneducated rapscallion

Dysentery by 69bruh69 November 4, 2019

Trumpian Dystocracy 

The dystopian and systematically ill form of egomaniacal pseudo-government and temper tantrum-driven tweets we’ve all witnessed and been forced to live through under the 45th POTUS.

I am so sure that I’m fully ready to exit this Trumpian Dystocracy that I don’t give a rat’s ass what else or who else takes its place this coming January.

Trumpian Dystocracy by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020