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A kid who is good at maths but trash at everything else. He cannot socialize at all, can't make any good jokes and is a massive gigantic weeb
"Hey dude, this guy is acting like a Diego" - Redacted
"He sure is, he looks friendless"- Redacted
Diego by iBingBongedurmumlastnite September 3, 2019
dildo + ego = Diego
I am suffering from constipation, and I would like to clear it out with this Diego tool, which has an extra large head for those tight spots.
diego by eclectica January 3, 2004
A scrawny little Mexican ghetto kid who likes to joke about his abnormally large penis when in reality it is only 2 inches long.
"Oh ya, I had sex with diego last night"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
diego by Yolkydoughnut July 1, 2014
anthoer term for San Diego
I'm From Diego ese
Diego by shadow January 27, 2004
Verb-

to usurp,

to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will

to steal someone's connection

Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
(A) "I don't need you anymore. I'm talking to him directly"
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
diego by beezack April 3, 2011
A completely useless person that does nothing has no job, no car, and no money. Always borrowing money from other people.
Guy 1:" Dude can you spot me i dont have any money I'll pay you back I swear."

Guy 2: "Dude come on again you starting to become a real Diego"
Diego by gomu gomu March 31, 2009