Diego’s are usually Capricorns or Aries. Diego is that one friend who is probably the drug addict and/or fucking ninja of the group. He’s super loud and has his friend’s backs. Diego’s are the life of the party. Although they’re kinda irritable and stubborn they can be the coolest, sweetest person when he wants. A lot of Diego’s are part of the lgbtq community.
by TheblackestButluree February 27, 2019

Biggest rat head in the world. Eats other New York rays like they are chicken nuggets. He’ll eat you with his big humble mouth. Don’t trust this bussy tiny penis
by RoachGang April 8, 2020

A kid who is good at maths but trash at everything else. He cannot socialize at all, can't make any good jokes and is a massive gigantic weeb
by iBingBongedurmumlastnite September 3, 2019

I am suffering from constipation, and I would like to clear it out with this Diego tool, which has an extra large head for those tight spots.
by eclectica January 3, 2004

A scrawny little Mexican ghetto kid who likes to joke about his abnormally large penis when in reality it is only 2 inches long.
"Oh ya, I had sex with diego last night"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
by Yolkydoughnut July 1, 2014

Verb-
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
(A) "I don't need you anymore. I'm talking to him directly"
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
by beezack April 3, 2011
