Trackie Dacks

Australian slang term for a pair of tracksuit pants.

Davo put on his trackie dacks and moccies before driving down the servo to get some bread and milk.

by Brionnach September 3, 2010

Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

by misshingo October 30, 2012

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.

My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.

by M Boogie April 17, 2020

suck a cow dick

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.

Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.

by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017

rack em dack em

The act of stealing someone's belongings before pulling down their pants, brutally shaming them.

Kieran: "Hey, you wanna go out for a session of rack em dack em?"

David: "Absolutely! I can't wait to shame people."

by purpleprincess24 June 7, 2018

Dick Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.

As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Richard Donor

1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”

by Pro2000 August 25, 2013

Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017