Death

*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.

"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"

by Dave July 19, 2004

death

the abscence or opposite of life

by jane lane October 21, 2003

Death

Something Karens all deserve

Death : Alrighty, it’s time for you to go.
Karen : I’m not leaving so early! Let me speak to your manager! 😡

by MyChildhoodHasBeenRuined February 22, 2022

Death

Something that I want and you want to happen. Trust me, when it happens its gonna be super helpful. When death happens, you don't need to give a fuck or shit about anything.

Me: Welcome death. Please end my suffering.
Death: Gladly
Me: Thank you death.

by Someone lame and bored. November 20, 2018

Death

The act of failing to live
The act of failing to consume air for a long amount of time
The act of dying
Failure to continue using organs and pumping blood

Oh I death

by h l e p December 15, 2022

Death

Death is an asshole who decides to ruin the fun. It is also the annoying person who decided it was a good idea to tell everyone there was a party at George's house.

You are so dead
You are the definition of death

by Personwhoisamazing December 21, 2017

Death

The only exciting thing I have to look forward to....

*sigh* Death...

by That's nice. December 14, 2019