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chronic

Very strong marijuana strain with easily noticeable THC crystals, which are often mistaken for cocaine crystals by people with single figure IQ's
Guy 1: Man that chronic I bought yesterday was laced with cocaine
Guy 2: Thats not cocaine you dumbass, those are THC crystals.
by thearchitect November 25, 2007
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chronchitis

The "disease" that habitual marijuana users have. Symptoms include AM coughing spasms, lung butter, and wheezing during sex
"Joey, your cough sounds awful, did you get the cold going around." "No, I'm fine its just my chronchitis."
by Droanz January 3, 2010
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Chronically Online

A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.

Often times such behavior would be considered

inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.

These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.
Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."

Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"

Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."

"You are hella chronically online man."
by icecream358 March 6, 2023
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The Martian Chronicles

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.
Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
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cali chron

high quality chronic (weed) grown in califiornia. Considered by many the highest quality chronic.
That cali chron was fuckin dank!
by fittycent November 4, 2006
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Chrone

1) Chronic weed

2) Can also refer to weed that is much higher in quality than the stuff that is normally found in a city or general area.
Whenever an individual becomes "Stalloned" it is usually caused by Cali Chrone.

A person from a place like suburban Oklahoma, where anything better than dirt schwag is a rarity, might say,
"Dude, this chrone is nasty good compared to the stuff we normally get!"
when referring to commercial or mids, instead of actual Kine Bud.
by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010
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Chronic Daze

A severe daze. One of the best daze's. When you dont know what's going on
"Diz shit right here mayne well set you in a chronic daze!"
by ChronicSunnyDaze August 5, 2008
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