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Cooter cough

Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooter cough came out.
by Mitchwillwin January 7, 2012
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poopy-cooter

when a girl wipes her ass forwards instead of backwards and smears shit all over her clitoris
I can't believe you jsut poopy-cooter'd yourself you dirty bitch
by trevinnation April 2, 2008
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coyote farm

by Rudy85 January 11, 2009
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cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010
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Cooter Broth

The fluid that secretes from female genitalia when sexual climax is achieved.
Eventhough I was coming down with a sore throat and cold, my girl STILL wanted me to eat her out. She said " Some nice hot COOTER BROTH would make me all better ".
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
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cooter recruiter

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.
by good azz chicken May 9, 2011
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Cooter Intruder

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.
"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012
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