Custard soup

The mixture of semen and piss in a bowl that is then slurpped up by a dirty whore.

Damn that bitch slurpped all that custard soup and even asked for seconds

by ericbumfluff September 9, 2010

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg September 20, 2016

Custard Donut

Slang for anally cumming in somebody so it looks like custard oozing out of a donut.

“Oh man Aedan, I gave Natasha a custard donut last night it was fantastic!”

by DrPewnLuver October 1, 2018

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

custard launcher

What the fuck do you think it means, you wanker? It means your penis.
Custard = your semen.

Man, look at that custard launcher...
I just came and my dick turned into a custard launcher

by ItsAllOgreNow July 26, 2014

albino custard

Jocular euphemism for semen.

Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night.

by Dana Tolman August 30, 2005

Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014