jerkers curve 

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

jerkers curve by Liz May 13, 2005

love curve

The endearing phrase to describe your crooked penis. Usually crooked to one side from yanking it for years.

Its not that bad baby....thats my love curve!

love curve by Myles M November 19, 2006

Five Dick Curve 

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

Five Dick Curve by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010

Double Perv Curve 

verb - the action in which a pervert says bye to a group of girls by holding up both hands and waving.

He just double perv curved to that group of girls

Double Perv Curve by BladeSplitter12 October 12, 2010

Heavens Curve

Usually referring to a mans penis being slightly to largely curved while an erection is occuring.

Tech n9ne: "You love my leg in thrid, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."

Heavens Curve by mcnasty_303 April 20, 2009

speicher curve

1.) A label given to female troops stationed at Camp Speicher Iraq. These girls, whom would be ugly as sin back in the states, are graded on a curve called the "Speicher Curve".
2.) Female soldiers located at Camp Speicher who are basically one plane ride away from being ugly again. (reffering to the redeployment plane ride back to the states)

"Hey SGT, why the hell did you fuck that ugly ass air force chick?"

"She was ugly SPC, but I graded her on the Speicher Curve simply because her tits were huge in her PT shirt"

"yeah, she did have some huge sweater cows"

speicher curve by mbs17686 December 31, 2008

load curve 

1. A chart showing the amount of electricity customers use over a period of time.

2. The measured arching distance a man's ejaculate travels upon orgasm.

The best way for a man to improve his load curve is to forgo masturbation for at least two to three days before ejaculation.

load curve by robbiewankkenobie May 3, 2010