Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019

Cummins

an overly huge ass
each step walked comes with a quacking noise

my god, look at the cummins on that

by Big_Balls March 20, 2008

cummings

a lie, something so ridiculous its amusing

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

by John from J-Town September 26, 2008

Cummins

Cummins is a term a select few of Americans and Europeans use to describe a person who pees or soils themselves when they drink to much. Often this is the person who pees them self during the night or while be passed out, then not claiming it was them who did it in the morning or when waking up.

Dam I was so drunk last night I cummins myself, I hope Bob does not wake up before I can wash the sheets.

by Poonluvr March 6, 2008

The Cummin Cold

When you blow your load in your girl's nostrils and then she blows it out into a Kleenex.

Yo Dave, what you do with your girl last night?
I gave her the Cummin Cold! I blew my load all up in that bitches nostrils!

by Big Ev and Carter J May 20, 2008

cummin through on red

cummin through on red, is when you have sex with a woman who's on her period and also means as you know running a red traffic light!

'I'm on my period' don't worry I'm still cummin through on red!

by kermit999 June 16, 2011

cummington

When you are masterbating and you feel some thing hurt your dick you feel piss coming so u let come untill it gets all over your face

I'm cummington all over your face

by Jejwlanflalw April 19, 2018