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crestin

The action of drinking so many Mountain Crest Classic Lagers that your walking with your teeth! Usually used in context when propositioned for evening/weekend events.
Eric: Nagz what the fuck you doing tonight?

Joe: Crestin man!!

Eric: you are true 1337 buddy!
by Nagz May 29, 2007
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crustichris

A white boy who has an afro and is often caught peeling his foreskin back as far as he can, usually resulting in injury. Crustichris has bad skin crustification as it has been covered in semen which has dried and hardened
"Is he ok?"
"No he's turning into a crustichris!"
by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed February 9, 2015
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Cristina Sanchez

Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.
you: "Cristina, you're ugly!"
cristina sanchez: "Yeah?! well, your mom!"
by Melznasttttyyyyyyy March 27, 2017
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Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 5, 2017
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cristina maseda

Is the most pretty girl in the world, she is so athlete and also she is very good in volleyball. All the people want to be like her because is so beautiful and kind with others, she always like to help others that need it. She is the best girl in the world. Also she like that her friends tell her "Cristy" she don't like that they tell her "Cris"
BRO...I will like to be such as Cristina Maseda
by Alejandro Lopez Garcia January 8, 2018
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crushing raspberries

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank
by aerialdracula July 16, 2019
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