Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

crotchicorn

it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.

by ChalcoRodney September 11, 2018

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

crotchitiest

The superlative form of Crotchite. It's a word now.

I'm the oldest, wisest and also happen the crotchitiest among all of us.

by Alpaccaz January 9, 2019

Cootchie Shotgun

To take a hit from a hookah/water pipe, blow the smoke into a girls vagina and have her queef it back out.

You've never really shotgunned with your girl until you've done a cootchie shotgun.

by itscheesepuff September 29, 2019

Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

Crotchdemon

Offspring, child

When Sally got in the crotchdemons had covered the kitchen in peanut butter.

by The Fat Welshman March 5, 2021