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Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.
After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!
by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009
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Cripple turtle

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.
Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.
by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010
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crippler

a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.
"Dude, we'd head now, but Aaron just blew a CRIPPLER."
by mainframe October 31, 2003
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Crapplesauce

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".
"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"
by The S October 24, 2003
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cropper

Someone who posts pictures online showing only themselves in a group picture; Cropping the picture.
Check out her default picture she's such a cropper
by Julio Vinicio Gonzalez April 14, 2008
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Family Face Crippler

Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.
You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!
by Kris Benwa August 1, 2007
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cripple bang

When a crippled person bangs a non-crippled person. Usually because the non-crippled person is too drunk and/or high to know what is happening in the world around them.
Last night I was drunk, and this guy in a wheelchair tried to cripple bang me. Fortunately, I was not THAT drunk.
by RachelCorinne January 14, 2009
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