creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 16, 2017

Creamy Whiteboy

Some that’s so white there skin looks like cream. As soon as you see him you wanna beat the fuck out of him. They often define yogurt as spicy.

Holy shit Jerry your a fucking creamy whiteboy go get a motherfucking spray tan.

by Nick Colella December 13, 2019

Creamy lump

An insult commonly used in Diss, England, mostly by 25 year old males; a gungey lump of googe. After the insult is said it is common for them to run wildly and hide in the nearest shop.

A man walks up to a person named Morgan. he puts his hand on his shoulder, leans in close to Morgan's face and says blatantly: "You're a creamy lump, mate."

by IIPhasmaII May 23, 2016

Creamy Winky

A cumshot to the eye

OMG after Im married my hyphonated last name will be a creamy winky

Oh man, last night he gave me a creamy winky

by Wicked8903 December 19, 2010

Creamy arse

Something that Conan McConville has... no one else

‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’

by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 28, 2021

Creamy Steve

The greatest tradesman of all time.

An absolute in the building trade.

Yes you are a good worker but youre not as good as Creamy Steve.

Cal and Jay think they are good joiners but no match, not even close, to Creamy Steve.

by Crumplesnatch March 24, 2023

Creamy Tromsy

A haircut is a trim. A trim is a trom. A trom is a tromsy. Nice equals creamy. Originates from Thurles, Tipperary.

Person 1: "Just out of the barber lad"
Person 2: "That's a creamy tromsy kid"

by thegowl March 11, 2018