Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.

After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.

by 2004WMain December 19, 2008

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creampie

The act of a man ejaculating inside a girl's vagina, leaving the semen oozing out of her.

Man, I would love to creampie her!

by Charls September 18, 2005

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creamed

It's a pun.
"Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .

"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."

by Williamhhw April 4, 2017

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blackout creampie

you are fucking drunk. you cum inside a bitch without a condom. then you are like oh shit hopefully the bitch doesnt get pregnant.

That party was sick last night bro, I got so fucked up I blackout creampied that girl who was dancing on the pool table.

by Brosiedon, lord of the Brocean May 17, 2009

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When you ejaculate inside a woman's vagina and have her stand over your face and drop the semen back into your mouth then spit the semen back into her mouth and have her force the semen back up your asshole then leak the feces tainted semen back into the girls mouth forcing her to swallow.

I had to break up with Lori after I found out she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.

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Lori's breath was horrible and I had a hard time kissing her after she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.

by maddashtheKarDash October 17, 2013