Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.

'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005

Crapdiculous

Something equally as crap as it is ridiculous.

Your car is crapdiculous, you jebend.

by Chicken McDickhead May 24, 2008

crappity doodles

Elena's funna-fied version of saying " OH CRAPP!"

Elena: Oh crappity doodles!

Kailin: What?
Ashley: Who says " Crappity Doodles?
Ami: Oh!
Elena: I mean crappity doodles! I tried to trip Ashley but she moved!
Ashley:Your SO kind Elena.

by elenalikespancakes July 31, 2009

crappacino

the disgusting free coffee that is served at your place of employment that looks like & has the consistency of dirty motor oil.

I'm headed to the coffee station for a crappacino, anyone want to join me?

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crappin-shit

The totallity of, all encompassing, 100% of.

I love the crappin-shit out of you. He beat the crappin-shit out of him. He fucked the crappin-shit out of her.

by mnarahthon April 16, 2012

crapical user interface

A play on the term graphical user interface, used to describe a poorly designed or hard to navigate user interface

I can't use a flip phone after using a smartphone, I get lost in their crapical user interface.

Government websites always look like they were designed in the 90's and built for IE, quite the crapical user interfaces

by golduck March 28, 2013

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013