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Royal Cottage 

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.
When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.
Royal Cottage by Thomaso January 23, 2007

Chicken Cottage 

A fast food franchise which to the uninitiated would be considered a rip off of KFC but those two who have sampled its chicken know that it is more than that. The flagship store in the heart of London's gangland (Tooting) has been privy to a wide number of crimes including murder and chicken molestation to name but a few. 5 Star items include the steak burger which will shake the very bones out of your body and the BBQ wings.
Alvyn: i just won the lottery and i'm going to spend it all on the awesome chicken found in...Chicken Cottage!
Chicken Cottage by Nostromo13 December 30, 2008

Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.
"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."
Pink Cottage Cheese by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016

Dong Cottage 

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
Dong Cottage by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009

Mossy Cottage 

a big fat hairy twat.
her mossy cottage stank like a kippers fanny.
Mossy Cottage by BURKY August 18, 2003

Craven Cottage 

Centre of the world and home to the greatest football team in existence. Found on the river at the corner of Stevenage road and Finlay street. 4 stands: Putney end, riverside stand, Johny Hayes stand, Hammersmith end (H-block). When close by the sound of small teams like QPR and Chelsea being broken and dismembered by the Mighty Whites is clear. There is only one team in Fulham, at the cottage, by the river.
Fulham fan: Take me home, Al Fayed, to the place that i belong, Craven cottage by the river, take me home Al Fayed.

Juventus fan 1: who are we playing again?
Juventus fan 2: some team called fulham.
Juventus fan 1: what was their ground called again.
Juventus fan 2: Craven Cottage I think.
Craven Cottage by captain_john January 13, 2011