costantina

The best person to exist, nobody else matters then this gal is around. She has the best hair and everyone is jealous. Everyone loves her despite this, because really, c'mon. Who wouldn't wanna be friends with her? She also has a dumptruck and giant chestickles.

"Costantina is the best"
"Omg my hair is shit next to Costantina's hair"
"Look out it's the most amazing person"
"Hawt"
"Thicc"

by Thiccgorl August 1, 2022

Cousband

A male cousin who you love like a husband but not in a sexy way because that would be weird.

Hey man, I love you, more than cousins probably should but not in a sexy way so it's not weird. You're my cousband!

by Bum Club August 7, 2023

cusbando

Male cousin you're married to.

Cousins by blood, Lovers by choice..

mew: missing my cusbando right now..
alabama people: feel you!
everyone else: what?!?

by mew.ko August 7, 2023

combanchi

you just know the vibe immediately and you excel that vibe.

oh my gosh you are so combanchi right now

by bloopdadeebloopblop August 2, 2024

a costanza

calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat

i pulled a costanza after i caught a Q on 4th, K on 5th, 9 on 6th, and 8 on 7th. thankfully my luckbox was in over drive and the other guy made 33999.

by abetterrazzplayerthancostanza May 20, 2008

comerade corban

Someone who's super gay and is also homosexual.

Dude corban is such a comerade.
Haha he's totally a comerade corban.

by MolBan June 26, 2017

Talen Costanzo

a FUCKING GOD, fuck all the pussy but only lasts a few seconds. people call him the flash because the fastest he has finished was 2.4 seconds when we was fucking your mom. he is extremely tall and has a small dick, has hoes but is still single

damn, Talen Costanzo just fucked my mom. that was a #flash moment

by daddy sway August 24, 2021