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private conversation 

oral sex, whether it be consensual or not ei: "a conversation with his/her privates"

1) often used in euphemism to ask if someone would like to give you for oral sex.

2) alternatively, a covert way to inform someone that you are quite displeased with someone and would like to shove your privates into their face
1) It's kindof crowded in here... you wanna go someplace else for a private conversation?

2) Nick: What are you guys whispering back there? Is it a private conversation?
Joe: How 'bout I come up there and shove my balls in your face? Then it'll be a private conversation!!

Dry conversation 

When a conversation becomes uninteresting & bland.
We had a dry conversation last night.
Dry conversation by _khanyounot_ September 13, 2017

Comment Conversation 

On facebook, when you post a picture or your status and someone leaves a open ended comment, and then you reply with another open ended comment, and before you know it, it's 64 comments later you are NOT talking about the picture anymore and you and this person and going on and on about some random subject, making your conversation completely public and giving you millions of those little notification e-mails that are very annoying.
Person 1 - "OHMYGAWWD your picture is TOTALLY CA-UTE love you beotch LOLZ I miss you wanna chill this weekend or go to a movie xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo <3 *muah*"
Person 2 - "OMG hun, ily2 loooolz im totally down for a hang out or movie, when are you free? I'm free on friday and saturday."
Person 1 - "hm well lets TOTALLY hang friday, wanna invite other people. , TOTAL party tehe.who should we invite,where should we go, blah blah..."
Person 3 - "take this comment conversation to msn for christ sakes."
Comment Conversation by Suesworth February 24, 2009

making lame social conversation 

When a party guest has nothing in common with you and makes attempts to find out what you are interested in. He may also bring up subjects that really have no interest to anyone. The guest's attempts are lame and superficial. He has no intentions to find out who you really are and does not want to be seen at the party by himself and talking to no one.
"So, what do you think of the cold weather today? Did you catch the big game? What do you do for a living? Did you hear about the towel sale at the mall?"

I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.

Jetpack conversation 

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.
My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

Bergman Conversation 

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.
"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."
Bergman Conversation by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008