A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.
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Andrew: Yo, did you know Chris has lost 50lbs and has been tanning?
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
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The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
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a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009
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A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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The alto range, which is below soprano, is really a mish-mash of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the higher of the two.
The alto range, which is below soprano, is really a mish-mash of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the higher of the two.
The contralto voice is pretty rare since there is little work that was written specifically for them. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.
by Sam October 28, 2004
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