Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

continental salami

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins

Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

by PatattasBrabbas October 28, 2017

Continental

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.

That is my continental story.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

contomed

To reject, not allow

The father contomed his son from going to the party because there was no supervision.

by Scerp January 3, 2019

centimeter peter

What you call someone who has a penis length of one centimeter

Yo centimeter peter get over here!

by FaZe_Kneegar January 31, 2019

Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”

by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019

Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*

by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019